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"All Springfielders should now move off the streets and inside their homes. Please avoid the superstitious panic which marked the recent lunar eclipse."
―Kent Brockman
"[to Grampa] Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up."
―Homer
"You idjit! The dragon always coughs the moon back up!"
―Grampa Simpson

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