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From Malibu With Love/Quotes

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Bart‎: Any last words before you and my pet shark get... chummy?
Malibu Stacy: You know, i'd love yo hang out with you her all day, Dr. Bart... ...but thanks to my stylish and razor-sharp manicure... ...I don't have to worry about getting my ceo-on-the go™ pantsuit even a little bit wet!

Malibu Stacy: Now to make like a strawberry and jam!
Bart‎: Uhh. Girl spies make the lames puns! All right, Charlotte, you know what to do!

Malibu Stacy: Oh, relax spiders don't live long anyway. Of course I'll live a long a happy life, thanks to the anti-venom in my lipstick. Ta-ta!
Bart‎: Not so fast, my dear. I'd rather you stayed for lunch! They lunch of course, being you!
Malibu Stacy: Oh!

Malibu Stacy: Oh. No. You evil man. Do you expect me to die?
Bart‎: No, Miss Stacy, I expect you to--- Hey, no fair! Quite steeping on my lines!
Malibu Stacy: I hope you don't mind if a check my makeup!
Bart‎:Drat your cursed accessories!

Bart‎:Uh... this isn't what it looks like!
Lisa: Bwah-ha-ha!
Bart‎: You don't understand! I was going to... um... blow her up... er ...as soon as I find a m-80!
Lisa: Oh suuuure you were! Don't feel bad, Bart. Your secret's safe with me! And you can play with your girlfriend Malibu Stacy any time you want!
Bart‎: Aye. carumba!