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[On board the Rigellians' spaceship, an annoyed Kang is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]
Kang: Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
[In food slot B2 of the machine, Otto has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]
Otto: Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a Susan B. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!

[In front of the machine, Kang has reached the same conclusion as Otto.]
Kang: Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! [He starts to put the coin into the slot.]
Kodos: [interrupting] Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
Kang: Of course. Here you are. [He hands Kodos the quarter.]
Otto: Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.

[The aliens realize that Otto is correct.]
Kodos: The human is right! Here you are, Kang. Enjoy your lunch! [She hands the quarter back to Kang.]
Kang: Thank you, sister!
[Kang turns back to the machine, puts the quarter in and presses the button for food slot B2—Otto's.]
Otto: [realizing what he's just done] Oops.
[The trap door of Otto's food slot opens, sending him plummeting down the delivery chute. The End.]