Who Wants a Haircut?

Who Wants a Haircut is a song performed by the Baha Men in the episode Thank God It's Doomsday. It is a parody of their hit song "Who Let the Dogs Out?" which was previously parodied as "Who Let the Jugs Out?" in the episode Large Marge. The original song was written by Anselm Douglas, while the parody lyrics were written by Don Payne. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Lisa:

Mom, Bart and I have been talking.

Marge:

You have? That's so nice.

Bart:

What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.

Marge:

A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.

Lisa:

Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.

Marge:

Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.

Homer:

Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!

Bart and Lisa: