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"Seymour! You're a disgrace!"

―Agnes Skinner

"What is it now, mother?"

―Seymour Skinner

"Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?"

―Agnes Skinner

"Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!"

―Seymour Skinner

"Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!"

―Agnes Skinner
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