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- "To make up for our lack of customer service, might I interest you in free tickets to "Krusty on Ice"?"
- ―Apu
- "Free tickets?! What's the catch?"
- ―Homer
- "No catch at all. The tickets are only for our best customers. A holiday gift from our Kwik-E-Mart family to yours."
- ―Apu[src]
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