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"Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!"

―Lisa

"I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!"

―Nelson

"I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?"

―Lisa

"No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!"

―Nelson
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