One

A Chorus Line is a musical number that the Simpsons performs with their insides turned out in the Nightmare Cafeteria segment of Treehouse of Horror V. It is a parody of the song "One" from the hit long running Broadway show, A Chorus Line.

Lyrics

Simpsons:

One...

Chorus line of people

Dancing till they make a stop.

Groundskeeper Willie:

Two/Too...

All:

..Many dancing people

Covered with blood, gore and glop.

Just

One

Sniff of that fog and you're inside out

It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about

Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in

The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine

Happy Halloween!