


Talk Cootie To Me/Quotes
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- Sherri/Terri: Do I have to sit next to Milhouse, Mrs. Krabappel? He's totally got cooties!
- Seymour Skinner: Did someone say cooties?
- Sound: Press Weeooo
- Dr. Nick: Hell-- Hell-- Hell--
- Milhouse: Ah!
- Dr. Nick: Hello, everybody!
- Class: Hi, Dr Nick!
- Dr. Nick: Now, stand back everyone. This small human has a serve case of cootie-itis! Cootie-itis is a terrible, terrible affliction that will eat away at your social life until you reach middle school.
- Milhouse: Is there anything that can be done, Dr Nick?
- Dr. Nick: Hmm. Well, there is something. But it might be considered a little bit radical.
- Bart: So, Milhouse, you gotta live in a protective bubble-suit for the rest of your life, huh?
- Milhouse: Sure do!
- Sound: Pop!
- Milhouse: Cooties are awesome!