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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Easter 2015 content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Easter 2015 content update was released April 1, 2015, file-named "v4_13_Easter2015". The update added a new decoration and a new chance to obtain Easter 2014 items.
Characters
Returning
Decorations
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Offer
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Easter Island God
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100
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Returning
Image
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Name
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Costs
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Easter Banner
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12,500
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Pastel Picket Fence
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75
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Easter Float
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15,000
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Easter Gate
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2,000
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Easter Tree
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500
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Easter Pond
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10,000
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Easter Egg Pile
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1,000
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Easter Fence
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100
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Buildings
Returning
Gameplay
Easter Fools
Easter Fools Pt. 1
After the user logs in on April 1:
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My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday…
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And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
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Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
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Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
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Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
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You could give me back my snow blower.
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Alright, I'll take the lecture.
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Task: Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter (4h, Flander's Home) Make Homer Pretend to Listen (4h, Flander's Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Easter Fools Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I hate Easter.
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These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
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You can read about it in my zine — "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
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Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
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Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
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Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
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Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
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If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.
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Task: Make Lisa Play the Blues (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Easter Fools Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
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Going where? To church?
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No! We’re going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless there’s some sort of sale going on at the church.
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Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
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Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
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Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.
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Task: Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales [x6] (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Easter Fools Pt. 4
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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*Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
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I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
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On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
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So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
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Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it — The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.
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Task: Make Lisa Watch Easter Films (6h, Flander's Home) Make Ned Watch Easter Films (6h, Flander's Home)
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Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter — it is what you make of it.
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Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
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But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
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I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Easter Fools Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
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I gave you Easter Sunday off – isn’t that enough?
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Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
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Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
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D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
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Task: Make Krusty Prepare for Passover (8h, Krusty Burger) Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism (8h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Easter Egg Hunt
Easter Egg Hunt
After the user logs in on April 5:
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Now the event everyone's been waiting for…
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My monthly delivery of expired tuna fish?
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National Take Your Bribe To Work Day?
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A ceremony honoring the resurrection of our Lord and Savior?
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No, no, and no — it's the Easter Egg Hunt!
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Task: Tap Bunny #24601 Task: Find Easter Egg [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Easter Egg Clue 1
After tapping on Bunny #24601's exclamation mark:
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*chitter chitter* Place five additional fences from the Easter Egg menu! Get some weird shaped Easter Eggs!
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*chitter chitter* Find Easter Items in the Easter Section of the Store!
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Easter Egg Task: Build Easter Fences [x5]
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System Message
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Congratulations! You found an Easter Egg! Here's 5 Donuts!
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I went looking for eggs and instead I found donuts… a far healthier breakfast option!
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I wonder what other literal and figurative Easter Eggs there are out there?
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*chitter chitter* Tap on me for clues before Easter is over!
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Quest reward: 5
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Easter Egg Clue 2
After tapping on Bunny #24601's exclamation mark:
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*chitter chitter* Try sending a certain pointy haired little girl on an Easter Egg hunt! I bet she'll find some funny shaped Easter Eggs!
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Easter Egg Task: Make Lisa Do an Easter Egg Hunt (45s)
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System Message
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Congratulations! You found an Easter Egg! Here's 5 Donuts!
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Quest reward: 5
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Easter Egg Clue 3
After tapping on Bunny #24601's exclamation mark:
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*chitter chitter* Do you have an Easter Float yet? Tap it 5 times for a special 'Easter Egg'.
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*chitter chitter* Find Easter Items in the Easter Section of the Store!
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Easter Egg Task: Tap Easter Float [x5]
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System Message
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Congratulations! You found an Easter Egg! Here's 10 Donuts!
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Quest reward: 10
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Johnny Fiestas
After the player builds Johnny Fiestas:
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Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic!
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What is their food like?
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I have no memory of their food...
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Premium Gameplay
Easter Island God
Easter Island
After buying Easter Island God:
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It's nice to have different cultures represented here in Springfield. This place is usually so yellow washed…
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And now you can spend the Easter holiday worshipping me! The god of Easter!
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…island.
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I suppose adding another take on Easter isn't going to hurt anything.
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The candy companies will be happy to have something else they can commercialize.
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I can even fit into the current Easter culture. See, I even dropped a few eggs!
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Woohoo! Chocolate I hope!
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Uhhh, I highly doubt they're chocolate.
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Task: Make Homer Search for Easter Eggs (12h, Easter Island God) After job start:
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There's something funny about these eggs.
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Shut up, Brain. Never question Stomach.
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*Chomp*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Godhead
After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
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Um, excuse me Mr… Island?
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Please, just call me God. Or your Lord and Savior Godhead, for short.
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About that, we sort of feel like Easter already has one God story and we're pretty sure the one is enough. So…
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But my story is so much better.
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I forced my people to make stone idols in my honor and worship them until they depleted all of their resources and died. The end.
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Perhaps if you offered some sort of unified dogma or moral code to live by.
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I do. "BUILD STONE HEADS!" Next question.
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Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Suffer a Headache (12h, First Church of Springfield)
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For an island dweller, this bossy stone god is definitely not Jimmy Buffet material.
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And I can't ignore that Easter Island was a humanitarian and ecological disaster.
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Oh sure, blame me for that when the entire world is doing the same thing.
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If anything we were ahead of the curve.
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Ugh, convincing you is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone.
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Is that a threat?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kirk Van Gogh
After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark:
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It's not every day that I get a job offer from a real god! Or a job offer.
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What's my job title gonna be? High Priest? Bishop? I'll even take a simple, non-sarcastic Father.
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HA! You? A Father?! Don't make me laugh.
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…I do have a son.
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This being Lord thing hasn't been as lucrative as I hoped.
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So I'm going with my fallback career — Slum Lord. I need you to be my rental agent.
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Convincing desperate people to make bad decisions is something I do everyday!
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Well, not so much people as person. And that person is me.
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Task: Make Kirk Advertise Slums (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Banana Dictatorship
Tropical Thunder
After the player builds Banana Dictatorship:
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Banana Dictatorship?!
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I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."
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Blocko Store
Hip To Be Cubical
After the player builds Blocko Store:
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Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
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The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!
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Father Sean
White Collar Hero Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before those rightful Sons of Anarchy shows up!
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Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike.
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Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp!
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Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday morning at St. Thomas More church.
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Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core.
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I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand.
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Instead, why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday!
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Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life.
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Task: Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike (12h). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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White Collar Hero Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now.
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What truly horrible news!
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It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname.
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On Sundays we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine...
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And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever.
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But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome.
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Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is.
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Task: Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike (12h). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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White Collar Hero Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope."
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How twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.
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Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.
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Out with it, stupid Flanders!
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The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
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Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you!
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Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage.
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Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Ban (1h, Moe's Tavern). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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White Collar Hero Pt. 4
After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark:
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I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer.
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I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants...
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...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.
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But the Catholic Church did all those things and more.
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Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting!
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I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us.
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Task: Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool (4h, Springfield Elementary). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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White Collar Hero Pt. 5
After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark:
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Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven.
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What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct?
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Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true...
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So I can sin all I want, then just before I croaks, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?
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Uhhhhhhhhh...
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Loophole!
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You're not really appreciating the spirot of the ting...
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Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before.
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Task: Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson (24h, Brown House). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hugs Bunny
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Look, Tapped Out players! It's the Easter Bunny!
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Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
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Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
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Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
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Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
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As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
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Task: Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs (1h). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
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I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
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I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
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Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
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There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
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See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
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Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
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I believe in you, Hugs!
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Well, I don't.
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House Task: Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party (4h, Blue House). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
After tapping on Hugs Bunny's exclamation mark:
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Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
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Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
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If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
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A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
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Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
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Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
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Task: Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation (24h, Purple House). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
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Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
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See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
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They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
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Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
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Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
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You idiot!
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Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall Task: Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer (8h, Town Hall). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
After tapping on Hugs Bunny's exclamation mark:
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Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
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I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
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...
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Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
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I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
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Task: Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children (12h, Springfield Elementary). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Shary Bobbins
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
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I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women.
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Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good.
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Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people.
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No, no, I'm looking for a nanny!
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Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
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Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get!
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But Homer... she's dead.
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Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic.
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You don't mean... BLACK magic?
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No! Let's call it... "grey" magic...
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Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is.
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Task: Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic" (8h, Brown House). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
After tapping on Shary Bobbins's exclamation mark:
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I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you.
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Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare!
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Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
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Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time...
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I feel a song coming on...
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BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
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BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE!
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Task: Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song (4h). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
After tapping on Shary Bobbins's exclamation mark:
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Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
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Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent...
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...but why are you corrupting my little angels?
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Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
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Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references.
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I've been meaning to update those.
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House Task: Make Shary Bobbins Update her References (12h, Blue House). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out.
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Are you firing me?
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"Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water."
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I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
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If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
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Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
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Task: Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella (24h). Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Other changes made
April 1 update (v4_13_Easter2015)
- Added a new Gil Offer for Easter Island God.
- Blocko Store now yelds 50 upon placing and has a build time of 6 seconds.
- Banana Dictatorship now yelds 30 upon placing and has a build time of 6 seconds.
- Johnny Fiestas now yelds 2,500 upon placing.
- Unlocking The Egg Council Guy now yelds 40.
- Hugs Bunny and Sharry Bobbins are now premium.
- Removed sound when tapping Bunny #24601.
- Easter Fence and Pastel Picket Fence now yelds 3 upon placing.
- Easter Gate now yelds 200 upon placing.
- Easter Egg Pile now yelds 100 upon placing.
- Easter Banner now yelds 1,250 upon placing.
- Easter Float now yelds 1,500 upon placing.
- Easter Pond now yelds 1,000 upon placing.
- Easter Tree now yelds 50 upon placing.
- Hugs Bunny's Battle Homer now awards 695 and 175.
- Crazy Cat Lady's Throw Bunnies is re-enabled till event ends.
- Beach House has been added to Buildings inventory group.
- Easter Float and Easter Island God has been added to the Miscellany inventory group.
- Removed Visibility Requirements from Writer's Building and Human Statue.
- The New Mystery Box quest now requires Level 11 and Mr. Burns.
- Apu's Thank Ganesh and Cletus' Let Your Hillbillies Be Hillbillies now starts anywhere.
- Moe's Quick At The Kwik-E-Mart now doesn't require level 3.
- Ned's That Ain't Right now doesn't require Level 6.
- Apu's Reunite The Family is no more premium.
- Added Radioactive Man to Regular Characters group.
- Beach House now requires myPad to be completed.
- Removed the Beach House, Radstation Air Fortress and Bartman Cave from the store.
- Brandine's job to finish O'Flan-again Pt. 6 has been removed and now it autocompletes for those that started it during S_t. Patrick's Day 2015.
April 1 update (v4_13_Easter2015_Postlaunch_Patch)
- Added back the Beach House, Radstation Air Fortress and Bartman Cave from the store.
- Added back Visibility Requirements from Writer's Building and Human Statue.
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