Shirker Image

Shirker Image is a mail order company founded by Chester J. Lampwick. They selling products that making laziness easier.

Products

Image	Product	Prize
	Holo-Pants Projector	$999.99
	Selective Hearing Headphones	$399.99
	The Intentionally Malfunctioning Alarm Clock	$69.99
	Utilitowel	$169.99
	LCD HD Nap Glasses	$299.99
	Satellite Radio Museum Headphones	$129.99
	Poomba	$599.99
	MMORPG Office Jargon Code Book	$69.99