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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 44 content update
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The Level 44 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.
On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:
- A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!
It was found that the numbers, when translated from Hexadecimal to ASCII, resulted in the word "Database"[1], implying the character Database would be implemented.[2]
The level up message is Miss Hoover saying "You are still playing at Level 44? The kids have every right to make fun of you!".
Characters
Image
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Character
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Database
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"Superfriends to the rescue!"
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Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.
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100px
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Akira
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"Which is poison and which is the tasty fish?"
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Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.
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Mr. Teeny
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"Ook ook, ah ah!"
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One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".
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Buildings
Squidport
Decorations
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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Plum Tree
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325
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Bonsai
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12
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Gameplay
Database Recovery Pt. 1
After the player logs in
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Power Plant
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MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.
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Homer, good God, what are you doing?!
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You can't let an elephant drink up all the reactor coolant!
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It may be an incredible visual for all of us who can see inside the power plant, but it's also very dangerous.
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What, so I should let this majestic creature slurp water from a curb puddle like some common hippo?
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Spit out that coolant, Schnoozo!
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Stampy
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*trunk blast*
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Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...
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…third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.
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This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!
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Why it's missing this town's most famous landmark -- Honest John's Computers!
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Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.
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Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this ‘burg. No one's disputing that.
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I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold ‘puters.
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But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.
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Truly, I would rather be mayor of North Korea than run a Springfield without Honest John's.
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Then let's just rebuild it in the town we have.
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Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.
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The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.
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Database
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Gaaah! By Dr. Who’s Tardis, I’m back!
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Database
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Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.
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Who the hells is that?
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Database Recovery Pt. 2
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Database
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Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.
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Again, whose is ya again?
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I heard we got a new kid! Is it...
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…oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.
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Database
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I promise my presence will delight and--
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Whatever, nerdburger.
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We've got Honest John's back! Time to celebrate by browsing marked up computers and computer accessories!
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Ah, Honest John's. Such a magical place!
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Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.
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Database
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That is not accurate to--
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Ignore the child! To Honest John's and the Springfield of our dreams!
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The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 2" which is to "Make Townspeople Hang Out at Honest John's Computers (x10)" and "Make Database Be Alone". It takes 6 and 24 hours.
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This mousepad looks like it's made of cheese. Oh bless you, Honest John's! Bless you!
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Database
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Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
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Database
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I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
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I'd really like to, Data…Data…
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Database
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Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
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You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
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They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
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Database
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Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
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...Is it wheezing?
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Database
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Bonsai!
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Database
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Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
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The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Database
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Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
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Database
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In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
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Database
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Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
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Bonsai
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...
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Database
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Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
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Bonsai
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...
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Database
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Quiet, Bonnie!
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Database
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And you better not scream when I prune you.
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Database
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It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
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The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Bonsai
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!!!
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Database
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Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
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Database
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Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
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Akira
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May I be of service, sad weirdo?
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Akira
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As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
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Akira
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My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
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Database
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Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
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Database
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As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
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Akira
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Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours.
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The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Database
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Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
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Akira
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That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
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Akira
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As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.
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Message
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Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
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Message
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Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Database
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Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?
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Database
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I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.
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Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.
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Database
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Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?
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Database
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I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.
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Wordplay is never fun.
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Anything you learn at school – words, numbers, self-identity and how to form meaningful peer relationships – is lame.
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I like wordplay--
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Database
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FRIEND!
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Uh, thanks for your bonsai offer, Database. But while we're done with Honest John's, we've moved on to other things.
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I'm poking a hive of dying yellow jackets with a dried-up highlighter.
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And I'm leaning my rather large nose waaaay too close--
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Children, whatever time it is, it's time for school!
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So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."
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Database
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School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!
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Database
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*sigh* That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School (x8)". It takes 6 hours.
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Database
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I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.
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Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.
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I spelled “job” correctly, right?
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Database
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Yes, Miss Hoover.
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And have tomorrow's lesson plan to me by 10pm tonight.
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I like to review it while my kelp-and-volcanic-mud facial sets.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Database
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Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?
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Hang? Now?
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I seem to recall wanting to “hang” once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.
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Database
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I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.
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Database
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The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.
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Database
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You change your interests around a lot.
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I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!
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Now good day, sir!
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Database
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Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--
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I SAID GOOD DAY!
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2" which is to "Make Martin Ride a Bike (x8)". It takes 8 hours.
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Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.
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Database
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So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.
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C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, “I SAID GOOD DAY” and everything.
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Database
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Oh. “Good day” means “go away.” I get it now.
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In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.
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Though it does explain why we have no phones.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3
After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark
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Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.
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Database
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Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.
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What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.
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Database
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He started off by insulting me.
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Database
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I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.
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One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.
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Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.
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Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.
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It helps us get through the day.
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You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!
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You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!
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Database
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I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.
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We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.
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Database
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I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.
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Database
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Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Get Bullied". It takes 8 hours.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4
After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
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If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.
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But my arm wigglers are barking!
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Database
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Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.
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Database
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If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.
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I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.
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Database
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Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.
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Database
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Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.
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Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!
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You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4" which is to "Make Database Bully Himself". It takes 1 hour.
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Yellow Blues
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Akira
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Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.
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Akira
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I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.
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It's terrific you're back, Akira!
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Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.
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Akira
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Is that comment…because I'm Asian?
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WHUUUUT?!
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NO! No, I love races! And colors!
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In fact, rainbow is my favorite sherbet flavor.
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How could the color yellow apply to Asians? You're more pale than we are.
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Bart! You're not helping.
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Akira
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Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like “yellowface” and “yellow peril”, when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.
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Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!
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Akira
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Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.
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Akira
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To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.
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Alright! Why let anger eat away at you when you can eat away your anger?
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The player receives "Yellow Blues" which is to "Make Akira Work a 24 Hour Shift" and "Make The Simpsons Family Take Advantage of a Free Mea (x6)". It takes 6 and 24 hours.
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Fuguaboutit Pt. 1
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Akira
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Where are my loyal customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant.
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Akira
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We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!
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Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone.
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Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing ‘ahem.'
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Akira
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So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?
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Yes. They do both.
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Akira
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Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!
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Akira
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I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!
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Akira
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Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth.
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Akira
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On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?
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The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu" and "Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu (x10)". It takes 1 and 2 hours.
Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon
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On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble.
Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon
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On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money.
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Fuguaboutit Pt. 2
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Akira
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A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback.
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Akira
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Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick.
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Akira
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But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss.
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Akira
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No one cares about quality when the samples are free.
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The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples". It takes 4 hours.
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Akira
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People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!
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Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Akira
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I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.
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Akira
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Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.
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Akira
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By the way, where are all the Asian people.
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Akira
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Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.
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Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.
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Akira
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That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?
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No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.
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Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.
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The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Buddhist Temple" and "Make Akira Discretely Talk About Double Standards". It takes 12 hours.
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Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Akira
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Hey, um, where are the Asian people?
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Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?
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Akira
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Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.
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Sooooo… you and her are it.
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Akira
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What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?
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There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.
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Akira
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THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!
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Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?
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Akira
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Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.
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Akira
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And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.
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The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Take on City Hall". It takes 24 hours.
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I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!
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Akira
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That's Korean.
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Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?
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Akira
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This meeting has not gone well.
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Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.
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By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—
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Akira
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How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!
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Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.
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Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota…the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.
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Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.
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We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for…speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.
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A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Akira
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That meeting was maddening.
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Akira
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Where is Cookie Kwan? Where is Hubert Wong and his parents?
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Akira
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Where are Tetsuo and Kaneda, my best friends that everyone in Springfield's Asian-American community know and love?
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Akira
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TETSUO! KANEDA!
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Akira
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Breathe, Akira, and visualize mini trees.
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Akira
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If I focus on my bonsai, it will help me stay zen, and other Japanese-y things. Anime.
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The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Plant a Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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External links
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