The Poke of Zorro
The Poke of Zorro
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Movie Information
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The Poke of Zorro is a movie about Zorro produced by Fox.
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Plot
The movie starts with Zorro fencing the Three Musketeers and killing them before he fences the Man in the Iron Mask and tells him that he will put King Arthur back on the throne. Then he fenced with ninjas before he meets a friend of the Scarlet Pimpernel. He says to her her honor has been insulted and this will not stand. He visits an opera house where he meets the Scarlet Pimpernel and ask him for a satisfaction and challenges him to a duel. But since he's a coward, he escapes and King Arthur gives the throne to Zorro.
Cast
- Zorro: John Byner
- Robot Zorro: Shawn Wayans
- Mrs. Zorro: Rita Rudner
- Scarlet Pimpernel: Curtis "Booger" Armstrong
- King Arthur: Cheech Marin
- Man in the Iron Mask: Gina Gershon
- Wise Nun: Posh Spice
- Stupid Nun: Meryl Streep
- Time Traveler #1: Stone Cold Steve Austin
- Orangutan at Dance: Puddles
- Gay-Seeming Prince: Spalding Gray
- Man Beating Mule: Eric Roberts
- Mule Beating Man: Gus
- Hiccuping Narrator: Pele
- President Van Buren: Robert Evans
- Corky: Anthony Hopkins
- Voice of Magic Taco: James Earl Jones
Reception
Bart likes the film because it is a living history lesson, but Lisa believes that the film is completely unreal. Homer liked it when Zorro challenged the Scarlet Pimpernel in a duel, and began to behave like Zorro himself.
