


Reduce, Reuse, Re-Vengeance!/Quotes
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- McBain: Having finished this pot of decaf Java, I will do da responsible ting and empty da coffee grounds into da trash. But what is dis? A recylable can thrown into da garbage? What a cllous and eco-unfriendly action! Dis proves my nagigng hunch... ...Duke Mitchell is acquiring chemical weapons! Randall "Duke" Mitchell. Ex-military. Currently da leader of a rogue milita. Last seen in da newly-democratic country of Yugostan! Mitchell I'm waving da caution flag on dis arms race!
- Duke Mitchell: But, McBain you have no probable cause! No proof!
- McBain: No proof?! What about dis?
- Duke Mitchell: That's just a can of Buzz Cola!
- McBain: So you admit it! Dere is only one answer for eco-terrorists like you...
- Sounds: Click!
- Duke Mitchell: Huh? Wait! i--
- Sounds: GO-BOOM!
- McBain: Nuke'em all! Hey, mother nature! Catastrophe averted. You can pay me back whenever you like, baby.