Planing Down the Thighs

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"Planing Down the Thighs"

Song Information Appearance(s): "Sleeping with the Enemy"

Planing Down the Thighs is a song by a Male Clerk.

Lyrics

(A male clerk at Saks Fifth Grade use a carpenter's plane to thin out a mannequins legs.)

Male Clerk:

Planing down the thighs,

Planing down the thighs.

I make four bucks an hour,

Planing down the thighs!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Bringing In the Sheaves".

Appearances

• Episode – "Sleeping with the Enemy"