They'll Never Stop the Simpsons

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons is a song from the episode Gump Roast performed by NRBQ.

Lyrics

Ullman shorts, Christmas show
Marge's fling, Homer's bro
Bart in well, Flanders fails
Whacking snakes, Monorail
Mr. Plow, Homer space
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes

Lisa's future, Selma's hubby
Marge not proud, Homer chubby
Homer worries Bart is gay
Poochie, U2, NRA
Hippies, Vegas and Japan
Octuplets and Bart's boy band

Marge murmurs, Maude croaks
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes
Maggie blows Burns away
What else do I have to say?

They'll never stop The Simpsons
Have no fear, we'll have stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?

Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo
Sorry for the clip show
Have no fears we'll have stories for years

Trivia

• It is a parody of Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire".
• One clip that is not from an episode shows Homer using a pair of skis to jump a shark. This is a reference to the saying "jumping the shark" which is derived from the incident in Happy Days when Fonzie does the same thing. In the television industry, it is used to describe a show that has gone for too long and has lost its relevance.