Texting Abbreviations is texting abbreviations by Homer from Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness.
Texting Abbreviations
| Short
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Description
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| DYSTGLN
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Did you see the game last night?
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| ITFTHY
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Is the food truck here yet?
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| NIDSO
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No, I didn't see "Oprah."
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| IWNNT
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I was nwhere near there.
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| TOT
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Texting on toilet.
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| OOTP
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Out of toilet paper!
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| LMKIYSTFT
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Let me know if you see the food truck.
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| PIFM
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Punch in for me.
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| CFM
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Cover for me.
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| JWUWDIM
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Just woke up. What did I miss?
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| ICMFL
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I can't feel my legs.
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| YAMWAYWO
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You're a man. Why are you watchin "Oprah"?
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| DYKWILMP
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Do you know where I left my pants?
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| COMB
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Choking on my beer.
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| GGFFOTVT
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Giant gorilla film festival on TV nonight!
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| WTDFT
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Where's that damned food truck?
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| HWSISI
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He who smelt it, dealit it.
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| WWFD
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Wonder what's for dinner.
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| IIQTY
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Is it quitting time yet?
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| ISTCIS
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I swear that clock is slow.
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| WAMTCIB
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Wait a minute, that clock is broken!
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| WTIIR
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What time is it really?!!
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| LOL
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Laying on linoleum.
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| ROFL
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Resting on floor lounging.
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| LMFAO
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Look, man, forget about "Oprah"!
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| BIW
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Boss is watching.
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| TTLB
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Trying to look busy.
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| BWTKWIAD
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Boss wants to know what I am doing.
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| BITAMP
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Boss is taking away my phone.
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| TITBYBF
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This is the boss! You're both fired!
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| WIH
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Work is hell.
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