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I Was Once a Rich Man

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"If I Were a Rich Man"
Song Information
Characters: Krusty
Hyman Krustofsky
Appearance(s): "Simpsons: The Musical"

If I Were a Rich Man is a song by Krusty and Hyman Krustofsky.

Lyrics

Krusty:
I was once a rich man! Ya ya deedle daddle homma homma homma hey hey hey! All day long i spent all of my dough on the track. Booze, dames and--hey!
I'm in chapter eleven ya ya deddle dobble dibble yabba dabba dabba doo! It'll be years until my credit's right. Being broke, oh man, it really bites!
I wish my dead dad could be here tonight --
Hyman Krustofsky:
I am her! I'm alive! And you're a schmuck!

Behind the Laughter

Appearances