Fame (parody song)

"Fame" is the introduction song of the Springfield Elementary Talent Contest.

Lyrics

Teachers:

We're proud to be teachers, knowledge is our game...

But we'd sell our mothers for sixteen minutes of - FAME!

Edna:

Not gonna teach forever!

Miss Hoover:

Gonna give showbiz a try!

Teachers:

TRY!

Bart:

I never thought it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Teachers:

That's FAAAAAAAAAM

Willie:

-uh!