The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 34 content update

Template:Semi The The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 34 content update is an content update which added Superintendent Chalmers, Sherri and Terri along with a building and several decorations. It was released on August 29, 2013.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by Cookie Kwan

Level Up Message

Characters

Image Name Unlock message 100px Superintendent Chalmers 150px Sherri & Terri

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Springfield High School 24h 232,500 Superintendent Chalmers 34 Springfield Knowledgeum 1d 12h 379,500 34

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Chalmer's 1979 _onda 9,800 34 Minnow Pond 4,500 34 File:Tapped Out Campfire 2.png Camp Fire 2,600 34 Robby The Automaton 40 World's Largest Zirconia 5,000,000 5

Gameplay

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Level 34

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Principal Skinner? Have you ever thought about what comes after all this? Do you mean the afterlife? Yes, I've got it all figured out. Heaven will be me and mother sitting in comfy recliners, and I have control of the TV remote. Hell is the same, but she gets to pick the shows. No, I meant what comes after we kids graduate from Springfield Elementary. We need a high school! The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield High School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 100 and 10 in reward. Build New Character

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 2

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark When you have only one school in town, you only need a principal to run it. But with two schools, we'll need a... a... superintendent. And poof, like magic, here I am. The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 2" which is to "Make Chalmers Shout at "SKINNERRRR!"". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 3

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark Well, Seymour, I see you're performing your duties to your usual high standard of sickening incompetence. Thank you, sir. As you can see, we still only have a handful of students at Springfield Elementary. It's lovely. Yes. I'd almost forgotten how peaceful it is when the entire student body gets blown to Kingdom Come. We'll have to do it more often. But for now, let's roll up our sleeves and get educating! We'll start with the foundation of any strong liberal art education -- standardized test-taking. The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 3" which is to "Make Chalmers Administer a Sience Test". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward. Seymour, these test scores are abominable! In science, we got the lowest aggregate score ever recorded! It could be argued that, by establishing a new worst, we have in fact made a major contribution to science. It could be so argued by an idiot. But my point stands. This is unacceptable, Skinner! Get out of my office while I think on what to do about this!

Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark It's not my fault these idiot kids don't know the difference between the decay rate of a top quark and a W boson. I've provided them with the hands-off rote memorization of atomic numbers that young brains crave. And still, they don't learn! Maybe we could try something a little more interactive. Do you remember the Springfield Knowledgeum? How could I forget it? I once dropped a twenty dollar bill there, and I couldn't find it. It was one of the formative experiences of my adult life. The player receives "Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Knowledgeum". It takes 1 day 12 hours and the player receives total 100 and 10 in reward. Build

Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark This is truly amazing. I feel like I am surrounded by knowledge, cradled in the bosom of learning! I would echo your sentiment, but if I say the word "bosom" around a child, I could lose my job. Let's split up. Remember -- we're looking for ways to make science fun for kids. Or, barring that, some sort of kid-shaped automaton that is good at science tests. Or, barring that, let's try to determine if there are any job openings in their janitorial team. And if so, if they'd be interested in someone like me. The player receives "Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Spend the Night at the Knowledgeum" and "Make Skinner Spend the Night at the Knowledgeum". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 640 and 210 in reward.

Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark I think I know how to revitalize the science curriculum. Let's do what this place does, and show that science is fun! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lisa. "Science is fun?" I have Masters in Education, young lady. And one of the things I learned in graduate school is that science is boring and, to use a technical term, sucky. Even Einstein knew science was a total snooze-fest! Probably, I mean, he was super-smart, so he must've known that. I'm telling you -- follow my advice, and Springfield Elementary will be filled with budding scientists in no time. The player receives "Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lisa Fix the Science Curriculum" and "Make Skinner Fix the Science Curriculum". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 640 and 210 in reward.

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Um, Superintendent Chalmers? Can't you see I'm busy? I'm trying to determine the most painful, humiliating way to fire you. What I have so far is good, but it doesn't really "sing" yet, you know? Yes, of course. But I think the children should be retested now that they've learned how fun science can be. "Science is fun?" The very notion goes against centuries of Western thought. I'll admit it -- I'm intrigued. The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chalmers Administer a Sience Test". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward. Well, look at that. The kids' test scores are up. Way up! I'm talking "satisfactory" up! Well done, Seymour! Thank you, sir. Although I have to admit, I had help. Yes, yes, we all assumed that.

High School Low Pt. 1

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark Look at this! The improved test scores have earned me a citation from Town Hall, "in recognition of exemplary performance." You did all the work, Skinner, and I got all the credit! t's every bureaucrat's dream! And it's every toadying lickspittle's dream to make his boss's dream come true! Congratulations! The player receives "High School Low Pt. 1" which is to "Make Chalmers Visit Town Hall". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark In recognition of your fine work turning around Springfield Elementary, Superintendent Chalmers, you are hereby promoted to Intendent of Springfield High School. Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Two questions: one, how is going from "Superintendent" to "Intendent" a promotion; and two, are you aware that Intendent is a made-up word? I oughta be, I made it up! It means a "principal," but where the town doesn't have the money to hire a principal because of widespreand corruption that is in no way the mayor's fault. I got into education because I wanted to cut art budgets, not have contact with children! I won't last a day! The player receives "High School Low Pt. 2" which is to "Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

Sherri & Terri

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 1

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark I love that in New Springfield, we're premuim characters. Check out these lame, non-premium characters. How I pity their easy affordability. Could they cost fewer donuts? The answer is no, because they cost zero donuts. To cost less, they'd have to cost negative donuts, which there's no such thing as. You can't bake a negative donut. And even if you could never glaze it. Because glaze is positive. Poor, poor boys. Let's moch them some more, shall we? But using our secret, unbreakable code language so they won't understand what we say. Switching to secret code language.... now. B-come bin b-Terri. B-do b-you b-read b-me, b-Terri? B-loud band b-clear, b-secret b-code blangaguge b-buddy! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 1" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 360 and 80 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 2

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark Bi- b-wonder bif b-Milhouse's b-cooties b-have b-blue b-eyebrows b-too? I can tell you're talking about me. But why are you using that secret, unbreakable code language? B-Milhouse b-thinks b-we're b-talking babout b-him. B-That's b-so b-sad. B-even b-though b-he's b-correct, bit's b-sad b-he'd b-think b-so. It's no fair to exclude other people. All the TV cartoons agree. So I'm going to put a stop to this! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 2" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 360 and 80 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark Principal Skinner, the twins are using a secret language that the rest of us can't understand. Son, I realize schoolyard politics can be difficult. But dealing with difficult social situations is how we grow. If I step in now, I'm doing you a disservice. I see. Maybe I'll just a register a complaint with Superintendent Chalmers. A complaint?! Attention, children! Effective immediately, all secret languages are banned on school property! Any kindergarteners babbling incoherently will be assumed to be speaking a secret language, and will be expelled. You ratted on us, Milhouse. And now you will recevie the worst punishment we can dish out. The super-creeepy, super-intense Sherri/Terri double stare of death. No, please! Anything but that It's off-putting! Off-puttiinnnnnggggg... The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 3" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark Lisa, save me from Terri and Sherri! Their eyes are swirling pools of liquid hate. The kind of hate only found in Magnetos, Emperors Palpatine and little girls! I won't help you! You got our secret languauge banned! Wait a second -- you speak it too? But I thought it was a twin language between Sherri and Terri. No, it's a secret language all the girls at this school speak. We'll explain why in a few quests. But right now, you're to come with me. They want an explanation... No! I can't! I don't know how to talk to girls yet! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 4" which is to "Have a Shrub" and "Make Milhouse Hide From Girls". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 5

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark Help, I'm being pursued by women! It's every guy's nightmare! Milhouse, follow me. I don't know what you did, but you pissed off boykind's natural enemy, the girl, and we're eternally grateful. We hereby grant you asylum in the only place no female can ever reach you -- the boys' bathroom. Attention, boys! The girls demand immediate extradition of Milhouse Van Houten. His actions have compromised the safety of everyone at this school, and he must answer for his crimes. Not a chance. Boy Power! Then you leave us no choice. Time to pull out our ultimate weapon. Just try to resist this! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 5" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Cry to Get What They Want". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total 850 and 210 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 6

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark We demand you hand over Milhouse at once! He is a known tattletale and a convicted Knockout cheat. And by harboring him, you seriously jeopardize historically fragile boy-girl reletions. Uh, listen. I don't think he'll leave the bathroom. He seems to really love it. Bathroom life is sweet! There's so much to do! Sink showering, mirror staring, smell smelling... Ew, I could never spend my nights sleeping on the couch in the girls' bathroom. You have a couch in there? I knew it! I knew the girls' bathroom was nicer than ours! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 6" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Torment Bart". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 520 and 115 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 7

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark What's so important about protecting your secret girl language anyway? I can't imagine even girls care about the dumb things girls say. For your FYI, we use our secret language to protect you. Oh my OMG, what kind of an idiot do you think I am? You seriously expect me to believe that you talk in code to protect boys? In the truth. You see-- wait, was that the recess bell I just heard? Can we pick this up later? Of course. We may hate each other, and that's a wonderful thing, but nothing is more important than recess. The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 7" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Play Kickball" and "Make Kids Play Kickball (x4)". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 445 and 121 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 8

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark And we're back. Good game, by the way. GG, Bart! Now, I was explaining how our secret language protects you. It's very simple -- you aren't prepared to hear what girls say about you. You see, we girls grow up faster than you. We understand fashion, social cues, music, trends, etc., at a level far, far superior to your own. We could verbally rip you to shreds any time we please. But that would destroy you. And then come middle school, we would have no one date. So you see, our having a secret language is really the best thing for everybody. That's crazy! Why would I ever care what a girl thinks about me? Then you leave us no choice. I'm sorry, Bart. I'd hoped we could avoid this. The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 8" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 205 and 36 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 9

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Wait a second! Where do you girls get off calling my look "so 1989." I wasn't even born then! And I certainly wasn't a ten year old boy in 1989. I would have aged by now! Bart, the girls say my vest doesn't flatter my shape. Tell me that's not true! It'd ruin me! What's wrong, Bart? Can't handle a little constructive criticism? When you said you'd bag on the boys, I never dreamt you meant me. Everyone knows my moves are the freshest and my threads are the dopest! This can end anytime you want. Just give us Milhouse. Never! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 9" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 205 and 36 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 10

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark Bart, the girls can tell I have a crush on the art teacher. How is this possible?! They're calling me "uncouth!" Make it stop! Don't listen to them, men! Don't let the girls win! The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 10" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 205 and 36 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 11

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Augh! I don't want to understand another awful word from you terrible, horrible creatures. Ladies, take Milhouse. He's yours. Just bring back your secret language! No, you have to protect me. I'm a whistleblower! I was performing a public service! Don't let the twins have me! You belong to us now, Milhouse. Come here. Come here and accept your punishment. The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 11" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward, ending the Sherri & Terri quest-line.

References

The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Appearances • Buildings • Building and decoration groups • Characters • Character groups • Content Updates and gameplays • Daily Challenges • Dates • Decorations • Extras • Friend Points • Land Expansions • Promo Purchase Items • Quests • Quotes • References • Scratch-R • The Store • Tap Ball Commercials/Trailers The Simpsons: Tapped Out Trailer • The Simpsons: Tapped Out Return Trailer • Treehouse of Horror Update • Holiday 2012 Spot • Get It On Google Play • Treehouse of Horror Update 2013 Trailer • Christmas 2013 Trailer • Preparing for War • Halloween Update Trailer 2014 • Homer and Tap Ball • Superheroes 2 Unreleased content Unreleased Content • Unused quests • Unused social quests • Memorabilia