Granddaddy-O!/Quotes
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- Homer: Come on, boy! This is gonna be the best gag ever!
- Bart: Homer, I'll admit the "flaming bag of doggie surprise" is a classic... ...but we should be pulling pranks that aren't so stale! I have a reputation to uphold!
- Marge: I hate to see them fight. If only I could help. That's it! Just a minute, everyone! Mr. and Mrs. Flanders, why don't you stay with us for a few days? That'll give you all some time to... cool down!
- Agnes Flanders: Oh, let's Nedsel!
- Nedsel Flanders: Well, I suppose, we could eyeball this town for a frew more days.
- Lisa: You knew Bleeding Gums Murphy? So did I!
- Nedsel Flanders: Knew him? We were his god-parents! We were right tight with his father, Hacking Cough Murphy!
- Nedsel Flanders: Well, look at this! Was Mona Simpson your mother, Homer? She looks just as flat-out frosty as I remember!
- Homer: Huh? You knew my mom?
- Nedsel Flanders: You bet! That chick was in orbit!
- Homer: Could... could you tell me about her?
- Nedsel Flanders: Sure thing bing! If I illuminate correctly, it was in the fall of 1965 when Agnes and I--
- Marge: There you are, Homie! I'm planing on making you a spicla dinner tonight---
- Homer: Not now, Marge! The old beatnik and I are talking!
- Nedsel Flanders: As I was saying, Agnes and I were hanging out in a pad in Shelbyville on account of dropping all our nuggets for a kookie jalopy...
- Marge: [SIGH!]
