The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 25 content update
The ninth content update was released on January 11, 2013 after the Christmas features (apart from the snow) were removed in-game. When Tapped Out was released on Android, this update came with it (apart from the US release).
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Level 25
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
- Mr. Burns: Bah! I shouldn't keep being assigned menial tasks. I should be the one assigning them! Where are the people to overuse my plant's energy? Where are the lawyers to cheat on my taxes? Where are the Jehovah's Witnesses to feed to my hounds?
- Homer: Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me. Anything I can help with Sir?
- Mr. Burns: What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?
- Homer: No Sir, I'm your average overweight-sized employee Homer Simpson.
- Mr. Burns: Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 1", which is to "Send Homer to do a Plant Shift". The task takes 16 hours and rewards the player with 
500 and 
125 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
- Mr. Burns: What? You've returned unscathed? I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison.
- Homer: I can't believe I'm saying this, but why don't you join me at Moe's, Mr. Burns? I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk.
- Mr. Burns: Socialize with you? Why I'd rather join Obama's drum circle. Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 2", which is to "Build the Burns Manor". Burns Manor cost 226,000 and takes 24 hours to build.
Smithers come with Burns Manor.
When the task is completed:
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! Don't think I'm paying you for the time you missed. They're called sick days, not explosion trauma recovery days.
- Smithers: I'm sorry, sir. All this time I have been, ahem, trapped in the closet.
- Mr. Burns: You mean you've been unable to escape my actual wardrobe after the explosion sealed you in there while organizing my sock garters?
- Smithers: That is exactly what I meant.
Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark:
- Smithers: Sir, we should make sure the plant is up to code... in case nuclear inspectors become premium characters.
- Mr. Burns: Bah. All the plant needs is a good dusting. Employ a cleaning lady immediately.
- Smithers: Er, Mr. Burns, some might consider the term 'cleaning lady' to be sexist.
- Mr. Burns: Sexist? Me? It's not as if I said 'cleaning wench,' as I had wanted to and said in my head. Besides, everyone knows I'm a fierce supporter of a woman's right to clean.
- Smithers: No worries, sir. People are so desperate for work, I'm sure my inbox is already flooded with applications. Now to go about whistling the 'Sorting & Judging' song.
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 3", which is to "Build the Post Office" and "Make Smithers Check the Mail". The task takes 4 hours and rewards the player with 175 and 45 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
- Comic Book Guy: Smithers, there you are. I finally tracked down that rare '87 Malibu Stacey where they designed her head upside-down. I assume you still want this priceless, freakish collectible.
- Smithers: Absolutely! It'll complete my set of misshapen dolls along with Torso Face Stacey and Anatomically Correct Tad. Excuse me, while I rub this news in other people's faces, and then do my gloating dance.
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 4", which is to "Make Smithers Write Malibu Stacey News Letter" and "Make Smithers Whip It". The taskes takes 6 hours and 8 hours and rewards the player with total 550 and 125 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, now that I have you back and everything is running smoothly, I realize I don't need you.
- Smithers: Sir, please -- you just saw my hobbies. I'll go insane if that's all I do.
- Mr. Burns: Now, now, Smithers. Remember, you've already fixed the trap door.
- Smithers: *falling noises*
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 5", which is to "Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck" (2 times). The task takes total 24 hours and rewards the player with total 840 and 200 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
- Wiggum: Waylon Smithers?
- Smithers: *hick*
- Wiggum: We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses.
- Smithers: Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!
- Wiggum: Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out.
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 6", which is to "Make Smithers Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank". The task takes 24 hours and rewards the player with 600 and 150 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
- Mr. Burns: Ah, Smithers. You smell like Yale fraternity pledge. You're still going to have to repay me for your bail. At 36% rate of inerest.
- Smithers: Sorry, Sir.
- Mr. Burns: Even though you disgust me, I find myself in need of your services. I seem to have forgotten how to deal with this damnable contraption called 'laces.'
- Quimby: Mr. Burns, as prominent citizen and donor, I would like to offer you aid. Have your Smithers call this number, and these folks will get him back on track. They've been great at curling and covering up the many repeated escapades of my, er-um, nephew.
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 7", which is to "Make Smithers Attend an AA Meeting". The task takes 2 hours and rewards the player with 110 and 27 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark:
- Smithers: Sir, mat I express my warmest gratitude to be back in your soothing company -
- Mr. Burns: Bah! I have no time for your obsequious rambling. Now is the time for my daily exercise. Can't keep looking so pretty without putting in a little work.
- Smihers: Very good, sir. I'll get right on it.
- Mr. Burns: Excellent! After you've built up your vigor, I'll use that gypsy curse to steal it into my body.
The player receives "Executive Lackey Pt. 8", which is to "Make Smithers Exercise for Mr. Burns". The task takes 60 minutes and rewards the player with 140 and 34 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10, completing the "Smithers" quest trilogy.
Mr. Plow
After buying and unlocking Mr. Plow and tapping on his exclamation mark:
- Mr. Plow: Woohoo! I can call myself Mr. Plow again. After being a father, a husband, and a Mayan, finally a title that confers some respect.
- Comic Book Guy: Ahem. I don't see how that moniker applies when you have no plow. That would be like me calling myself Aquaman when I have no Spanish water.
- Mr. Plow: I don't need a plow. I have radioactive plutonium!
The player receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 1", which is to "Make Mr. Plow Attempt to Melt Snow". The task takes 24 hours and rewards the player with 1,000 and 225 when it is set on its own.
Once the task is selected:
- Comic Book Guy: Great, I can't wait to find out what radioactive creature bites me. I'm pulling for mongoose.
Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Plow's exclamation mark:
- Mr. Plow: I restarted this business hours ago, and yet I still don't have a global empire. Maybe that commercial I made will heat up business. Or since I'm in the snow game, 'cool it down'?
- Moe: Heh heh. Good one, Mr. Plow... you idiot.
- Mr. Plow: I should check it out. Make sure the camera didn't add any weight.
The player receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 2", which is to "Make Mr. Plow Break into the Brown House to Watch his Commercial". The task takes 60 minutes and rewards the player with 105 and 26 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Plow's exclamation mark:
- Ned: Morning, Homer. I was sifting the ol' 'stache-arino, when I couldn't help notice you're trying to break into my garage.
- Mr. Plow: Stupid Flanders. I needed to 'borrow' something from you, but I didn't want to wake you up.
- Ned: How neighborly of you. Well, I can unlock it for you now.
- Mr. Plow: Don't think you can. Already broke the lock.
The player receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 3", which is to "Make Mr. Plow Clear Snow". The task takes 8 hours and rewards the player with 420 and 105 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Plow's exclamation mark;
- Apu: Someone pushed a mound of snow up the doors of my store, blocking both I and my customers from entering! Only a person with a plow could have done this.
- Mr. Plow: Did I hear someone in need of the services of Mr. Plow?
- Apu: Ugh. Fine, Mr. Plow, I will pay you to clean this up, while not making logical assumptions about who caused it.
- Mr. Plow: Woohoo! There's no business like snow business.
The player receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 4", which is to "Make Mr. Plow Clear Snow" again. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Plow's exclamation mark:
- Mayor Quimby: For, eh, all the hard work you have put in for our fair city, I would like to give you, Mr. Plow, the key to the city.
- Mr. Plow: Hey, didn't you already give me the key and then take it back? I can Google it to make sure my memory is right.
- Mayor Quimby: Yes. But to make amends, I, er, ordered you a special key. This one is made of chocolate.
- Mr. Plow: Mmmmm, honorary chocolate.
The player then receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 5", which is to "Make Mr. Plow Eat the Key to the City". The task takes 4 hours and rewards the player with 260 and 70 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Plow's exclamation mark:
- Reverend Lovejoy: Praise be upon you, Mr. Plow. Now that you cleared a path to the church door, we can actually have a service.
- Mr. Plow: Well, God can't help you every time, Reverend Lovejoy.
- Reverend Lovejoy: And since you're here, why don't you stay for my sermon. It's like cocoa for the soul-co. Ugh -- Flanders is getting into my head.
- Mr. Plow: Sorry, Rev. Can't give up these preemo work hours. When the snows on the ground it's ABP: Always Be Plowing.
- Reverend Lovejoy: You know, I know a place where no one would ever pay you to plow. Where the Lake of Fire melts that all away. And where it's never jacket weather.
- Mr. Plow: Oh, I get what you're doing. And it's working.
The player receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 6", which is to "Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield" and to "Make Mr. Plow Attend Church". The task is a one-time task; it takes 12 hours and rewards the player with 420 and 100 when it is set on its own.
Once the task is selected:
- Reverend Lovejoy: Welcome, everyone, to today's sermon. We begin with a ready of Corinthians 3 --
- Mr. Plow: Don't hog the pulpit, Reverend. I have an important announcement to make.
- Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, that's not how church works --
- Mr. Plow: Tired of God's punishment that He calls snow. Salvation's in store with Mr. Plow! Just call 1-800-
- Reverend Lovejoy: Step down, Homer. Step down! In every flock, there's always a sheep that baas a little too loudly.
Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10.
After tapping on Mr. Plow's exclamation mark:
- Marge: Homer! Everyone's talking about what you did at church. How could you use the pulpit for crass, commercial self-promotion? No one has every done that before!
- Mr. Plow: Baby, baby, I got four new customers after that service. How many customers did Jesus every get after he talked in church?
- Marge: Well, I'm pretty sure it was more than four. Although I think they were more followers than customers.
- Mr. Plow: Pfft, followers don't pay you.
- Marge: You're only getting out of this one, Mister, because you're such a beefcake in that jacket.
- Mr. Plow: Mmmm, beefcake.
The player receives "Mr. Plow Pt. 7", which is to "Make Mr. Plow Wear Jacket to Bed". The task takes 12 hours and rewards the player with 600 and 150 when it is set on its own. Upon completing the quest, the player receives 100 and 10, ending the "Mr. Plow" heptalogy.
Buildings
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Decorations
- Homer Snowman -
20 - 0.50% bonus money and XP to all jobs. - Lisa Snowman - 10,000 - Improves Vanity rating
- Bart Snowman - 20 - 0.50% bonus money and XP to all jobs.
- Marge Snowman - 20,000 - improves Vanity rating
- Maggie Snowman - 30,000 - improves Vanity rating
- Burns Limo - 40 - 2% bonus money and XP to all jobs.
- Fountain - 3,500 - improves Vanity rating
Gil's offers
"A Sign and Doom" offer
After tapping on Gil's "Hank Scorpio" bubble:
- Gil: Heya Springfield! Are you tried of "the man" telling you what to do?
- Homer: Which man?
- Gil: The man in Washington!
- Homer: Which Washington?
- Gil: Well, now you can stand up to our government by scrawling your city name across a mountain and protecting it with a death ray!
- Homer: Cause there's Washington state and the District of Columbia... which is kind of weird. Isn't Columbia another country?
- Gil: Yeah, that is weird.
Then the player receives the "A Sign and Doom" offer pop-up, which lasted between January 11, 2013-January 13/14, 2013. The offer includes the Volcano Lair, "evil super genius" Hank Scorpio and the Springfield Sign. The pop-up shows Gil saying "Nothing says "I'm in charge" like a giant super laser!", while in the background is a Springfield Sign and a Volcano Lair in a Springfield with a White House and a Blue House. The offer is that the player receives the Volcano Lair and the Springfield Sign for 250 with a 370 value. Once the offer is up, Gil will disappear from your Springfield.
This promotion was supposed to have lasted between January 3, 2013 and January 6, 2013. The offer is called "LairSign" in the game files.
If the player declines the offer:
- Gil: Come on! Don't you want to protect your town from those Columbians?
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