The Stayin' in the Closet Float

The Stayin' in the Closet Float

Song Information Singers: Harry Shearer Julie Kavner Characters: Waylon Smithers Patty Marge Appearance(s): "Jaws Wired Shut"

The Stayin' in the Closet Float is a song by Patty, Waylon Smithers, and Marge.

Lyrics

Smithers:

We're gay, we're glad.

Patty:

But don't tell Mom and Dad!

Marge:

Wouldn't it be great if that man and woman got togheter?

Appearances

• Episode – "Jaws Wired Shut"