Lisa's Adventures in Wordland/Quotes

"I thought I wrote down 'Bite the dog,' upon a yellow note, but when I read it back it said, 'Don't forget to row your boat.' Now have I lost my mind? And which is what I wrote?" --Ned the Mail Carrier

"I'm a Thesaurus! A genuine, authentic, veritable, walking, talking emporium of words, a living breathing compendium of expressions, a dining and dancing agglomeration of cliches!" --The Thesaurus

"...as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, if bombastic, periphrastic grandiloquence be the music of life, then rattle on, I say, rattle on! Ah, to speechify! To expatiate! To babble at length. In extenso, ad nauseam, etcetera, etcetera..." -- The Man Who Swallowed a Dictionary

"Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws." --Bob or Otto