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Sideshow Slob/Quotes

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Nelson: Welcome back, to everyone's favorite Game Show, "Face or Gut?" You've got five seconds to decide!
Bart: Pick the face! No, the gut!
Milhouse: Um..

Lisa: Grettings, fellow nerds!
Martin: I find that word offensive. I'm more of a geek!
Cosine: I'm a dork!
Database: I answer to dweeb!

Kent Brockman on TV: This just in: It appears Lampwick's will states that his vast fortune goes to Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob on TV: Me?
Bart: Him?!!!!

Sideshow Bob on TV: I am so sorry, Bart. Can you foregive me?
Bart: No!
Homer: The TV can't hear you no matter how loud you yell, boy! Belive me, i've tried!

Cletus: Sorry to bothers ya, Mr. Bob, but what did you want me to attach this here wire to again?
Sideshow Bob: The dynamite, you incompetent hick!