The Clothes Shopping Song

"The Clothes Shopping Song"

Song Information

Characters:	Clancy Wiggum
Appearance(s):	Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Clothes Shopping Song" is a song at the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

Twenty, twenty, twenty perecent

off I'll pay!

It's the standard cop discount!

If you want 911 to work after today,

Give me the standard cop discount!

Get me some new slacks!

Some really stylish boots!

Mercy, mercy, mercy!

That outfit's just too cure!

is that a guy robbing the store?

Here's my gun, please don't shoot!

Oh, no, oh no, oh no!