Them, Robot/Quotes

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Season 23 Episode Quotes

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[Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate]

Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad, can we play?

Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.

Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.

Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.

Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

[Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck]

Homer Simpson: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.

Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.

Homer Simpson: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.

[Mr. Burns reveals the A9000 Robots]

Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!

Homer Simpson: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.

[The robots change their prime directive and their eyes turn red]

Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.

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