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Quotes

[The mothers are bowling.]

Luann: How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'?

Marge: I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'.

Homer: [After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.] But remember: don't try this at home.

Do it at the schoolyard.

Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them

but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.

[Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.]

Bart: "You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do."

Homer: [In a flat, emotionless voice] "Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. Studies have shown your mother is right."

Homer: [to Marge] "Listen, of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest--and you're doing it!"

Marge: [After winning the event.] "We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts."

Homer: "Oh, No holds Barred."

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