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Bart: I'm sorry!

Nikki: Ugh! You're always apolozing.


Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'?

Bart : Well, Like, Uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?


Bart: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.


Skinner: Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.


Skinner: I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.


Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!


Bart: Your hot, Your cool. What is your deal?!

Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women.

(shots locker door)

Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are.


Skinner: So the lesson is children-

Michelle Obama: I'll tell them what the lesson is.

Chalmers: He's our Joe Biden.

Michelle Obama: Understood.

Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper • Bart Gets a "Z" • The Great Wife Hope • Treehouse of Horror XX • The Devil Wears Nada • Pranks and Greens • Rednecks and Broomsticks • Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? • Thursdays with Abie • Once Upon a Time in Springfield • Million Dollar Maybe • Boy Meets Curl • The Color Yellow • Postcards from the Wedge • Stealing First Base • The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed • American History X-cellent • Chief of Hearts • The Squirt and the Whale • To Surveil with Love • Moe Letter Blues • The Bob Next Door • Judge Me Tender