- Homer: Argh, it's the Moody Blues!
- Graeme Edge: Cold-hearted Homer, ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life...
- Justin Hayward: Chips of red, and blue, and white, but we decide which...
- John Lodge: Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!
- Ray Thomas: (pulling out a knife) I want fatty!
- Casino Security Guard: Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas!
- Homer: What if we switched wives? Would that help?
- Flanders: For the last time, NO!
- Reverend Lovejoy: And once again, tithing is ten percent off the top, that's gross income, not net. Please people, don't force us to audit.
(At the casino demolition)
- Mr. Burns: I'm just thinking about my employees. All the card sharks, bottom dealers and schills. Where will they go?
- Smithers: They're managing your chain of nursing homes, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Excellent!
