Tickets, Tickets

Tickets, Tickets

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Characters: Roofi Appearance(s): "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"

"Tickets, Tickets" is a song performed by Roofi.

Lyrics

Tickets, tickets, buy them now

Roofi here will show you how.

Visa, AmEx, or MC,

Or make out a check to me!

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of the "The Alphabet Song".

Appearances

• Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"