The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard

"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

Bart:My hands were on the gradebook where the

students' marks are stored. The teacher burst upon the scene.

Mrs Krabbapel (speaking): Put down that book! she roared.

Bart:Now I'm writing out these words one hundred

times on the blackboard

I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS

Man, this task is disconcertin.

Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.

there is one thing that is for certain

I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS

Behind the Laughter

• The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".

Appearances

• Comic story – Mutant Melodies
• Book – The Bart Book