Checkin' In

Checkin' In was a song in the musical Kickin' It from the episode The City of New York VS Homer Simpson

Part 1: No Regards

Actor 1:

How do you find the defendant?

Actress 1:

He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent...

Actor 2:

Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent...

Ensemble:

Drinking and driving, narcotics posession...

Actor 2:

And that's just page one of this ten-page confession.

Actor 1:

I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,

But this is L.A. and you're rich and famous.

Part 2: You're Checkin' In

Actor 3:

I'm checkin' in.

Ensemble:

He's checkin' in.

Actor 3:

I'm checkin' in.

Ensemble:

Checkin', checkin' in.

Actor 3:

No more pills or alcohol,

No more pot or demerol,

No more stinkin' fun at all.

I'm checkin' in.

Ensemble:

He's checkin' in.

He's checkin' in.

Actor 4:

No more lookin' pale and thin,

No more bugs beneath your skin.

Actor 3:

Hey, that's just my aspirin!

Ensemble:

Chuck it out!

You're checkin' in!