The Simpsons: Tapped Out/Quotes

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Homer Simpson: Hello, anybody here? Huh. I guess it's true what they say about atomic blasts -- the safest place to be is ground zero. I wonder where my loving family is...and Bart. Whoa, whoa -- if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you open books, bad things happen.