Flakey the Leper

Flakey the Leper

Song Information Appearance(s): Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

"Flakey the Leper" is a song, which appearances in "Sing Along With Bart-O-Claus!".

Lyrics

Flakey the Leper

Didn't even have a nose.

But he jumped about

With a laugh and shout.

'Cause he still had seven toes.

He pranced around the snowy ground

And once he tried to fly

But when he jumped of the stump

Out dropped his only eye.

Flakey the Leper

Could dance a merry jig.

If you wanted some

Out his hair would come

And you'd have a little wig.

He once came down into our town

Learning upon his staff

And when his ear

Fell in some beer

He made us

Start to laugh.

Flakey the Leper

Was a jolly, jolly sort,

Even though his legs

Were attached with pegs

He remained a real good sport.

We all can learn a lesson

From Flakey's carefree pranks.

If ever bad luck comes our way

We should merely answer "Thanks!".

Soooooooo,

Flakey the Leper

In his smile resides his grace.

For even though

He's beset with woe

He has never yet lose face.

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of the "Frosty the Snowman".

Appearances

• Book – Bart Simpson's Guide to Life