Show and Tell
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"Show & Tell" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics
Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
Objects on display.
Oh, how dull it is to see
your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!
Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
Ashtrays made of clay.
A rusty crank from a broken bank
and a fat pet cat named Ray.
One day Nelson Muntz
brought in a bee hive
opened it to find
the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)
Spoiled Martin Prince
showed off his Monet.
When it slipped and ripped in two
he cried and ran away!
Oh...
Show and Tell
(etc., repeat and nauseam)
Behind the Laughter
- The song is to the tune of "Jingle Bells".
