Luke's Lament

Luke's Lament is a lyric to Feliz Navidad by Comic Book Guy and the Nerds.

Lyrics

So Vader's my dad?!

The gude's superbad.

He's coverd in scars, blows up planets and stars, and he cut off my hand!

So Leia's my sis?!

I can't believe this!

I wis George said so, but he let us go share a passionate kiss.

I wanna wish for a major rewrite I wanna wish for a major rewrite I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

So han gets the girl?!

We're in Ewok-World, I'm alone (of course), except for the force.

Man, I just want to hurl!

I wanna wish for a major rewrite I wanna wish for a major rewrite I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!