Sold Separately

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"Sold Separately" is a song from the episode "Homer vs. Dignity". It is sung by Waylon Smithers and an actress portraying Malibu Stacy in Malibu Stacy: The Musical, which Smithers wrote. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Rob LaZebnik. A full-length version of the song appears on the album The Simpsons: Testify, where it is the eighth track.

Lyrics

[Smithers and the actress are on a stage filled with life-sized Malibu Stacy accessories and seated on the hood of Stacy's Corvette.]

Smithers:

Sold separately,

Sometimes I feel like I've been

Sold separately,

But out of the box I find you posable.

Malibu Stacy actress:

Lovable.

Smithers and actress:

Just like me.