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	Season 22 Episode Quotes
← 474 "Moms I'd Like to Forget"	475 "Flaming Moe"	"Homer the Father" 476 →

Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!

Mr. Burns: What?

Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.

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Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?

Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.

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Moe: Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.

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Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.

Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?

Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.

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