Judge Me Tender/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?

Ned Flanders: Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.

Lisa: So that natural selection was the origin of this species?

Flanders: Yep, that's exactly--(laughs) You almost got me.

(Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air)

Flanders: Not on my watch (pushes it back into water)

Simon Cowell: How do you like LA?

Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.

Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.

Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.

Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.