Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming/Quotes

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Intercom buzzes.

Sergeant: Who is this?

Sideshow Bob{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: Son, this is Colonel Hapablap! You are to get out of here now!

Sergeant: Colonel, I am under strict orders to guard this room!

Sideshow Bob{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: You listen to me, if you do not leave I will tear you up like a...

Sideshow Bob breaks character and speaks in his natural voice.

Sideshow Bob: ...Kleenex at a snot party!

Sergeant is fooled into vacating his post and runs off.

Sideshow Bob{talking to himself}: Ewww!