Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes

All previously featured quotes.

July 5 2010 - August 1 2010

"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

August 1 2010 - September 1 2010

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

September 1 2010 -

Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]