Nosferatu: A Simpsony of Horror/Quotes

Quotes

Narrator: It is a fine morning in Springborg for handsome, lucky young Bartholomew Hutter.

Bartholomew Hutter: Good morrow, dear mother and sisters! I haven't a care in the world! And good morn-- --ulp!

Homer Hutter: Good morning, son.

Bart: Good morning, father. You seem... different.

Homer: I have received this memo, boy. It is from my employer, Lord Master Burlok of the Western Lands. Isn't it interesting, son?

Bart: Er... sure, Dad.

Homer: It says he wishes to move in closer to the center of town. He needs a house nearby in order to keep an eye on his best employee.

Marge: And so, son, we must all make sacrifices for Lord Burlok, even you.

Homer: You must sell him your tree house.

Bart: What?

Homer: Don't argue with me, boy!

Bart: No, Dad, I can't hear you over this organ music!

Narrator: Bartholomew sets out later that day to the dark lands to the west. But a voice behind him bids him wait...

Lisa: Bart! Take this book! I have heard tales of Dad's boss. Terrible tales! This book will prepare you for what you will find in the lands beyond the Power Plant. The land called... Transfornaxia!

Narrator: In Springborg, a chill grows in the air... ...and strange ideas take root in the minds of certain citizens.

Homer: Te hee hee! Everyone, listen! The master says that power is within everything! Even in that so small as a fly! We must drink that power! Drink it from... Mmm... Beer.

Narrator: Lord Burlok is a most gracious host, and after a fine meal, it is time to sign the papers for the treehouse.

Lord Master Burlok: Ah, is this your photo-daguerreotype?

Bart: Y-yes, sir.

Lord Master Burlok: I was just noticing your mother's nec-- Er, I mean your comic book. Yes, the comic book... So full of blood...