How Marge Got Her Curtains Back/Quotes
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- Marge: Argh! Homer! Quick! Pull them out!
- Homer: Marge, I'm trying, but it won't let go! Stupid garbage disposal! Stupid curtains! D'oh!
- Marge: My curtains are not stupid! I made them myself, and now they're ruined!
- Marge: We've got to go to the "We've Got Weaves" warehouse in Ogdenville. They're bound to have that fabric!
- Homer: But Marge! I've nearly perfected my choco-beer!
- Marge: You, too, Santa's Little Helper.
- Santa's Little Helper: [URK!]
- Homer: Ogdenville! Hah! The people here are so full of themselves! Oooh! I'm from Ogdenville! I am sooo special!
- Old woman: Oh, dear! Please excuse me.
- Homer: Uuuh! See what I mean! The people here are so rude with their high and mighty Ogdenvillean attitudes!
- Employee: May I help you miss?
- Marge: Yes. We're looking for fabric with a corncob pattern.
- Employee: Could you please wait here a moment? I'll be right back. [over radio] Another "contact" is here. She knew the code word: "corncob".
- Radio voice: Very good. Proceed with phase two.
- Employee: [to Marge] Your instructions are in this envelope. It contains all the information you need. You must destroy it immediately after reading it.
- Marge: Oh, my! Corncob fabric must be getting very popular!
- Marge: Look at this place! It's some kind of black market!
- Homer: Forget about the black market, Marge! Look at all the illegal stuff they're selling!
