Level 7 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes
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- Lisa: Dad, the zombies are on the way. Shouldn't we do something?
- Homer: Not now, Lisa. I'm trying to listen to the baseball game.
- Kent Brockman: It's the top of the seventh and oh god, zombies! They're devouring the crowd! Now, now they're eating my brain! Oh, the pain. Ahhhh!
- Homer: Oh, all right. I'll get us some survival supplies. Stupid Brockman getting eaten by zombies.
- Homer: Moe, I need your chainsaw to chop up attacking zombies.
- Moe Szyslak: But then how will I defend myself?
- Homer: Moe, Moe, Moe. Shouldn't the weapons go to save people who have loved ones?
- Moe: [sigh] Yeah, I guess so.
- Homer: I think I made my point.
- Moe: Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.
- Homer: Hey, you there, Smelly Sam. What's going on?
- Comic Book Guy: The alien craft is using some sort of tractor beam to suck up trespassers to their doom. Worst. Effects. Ever.
- Homer: But, that's real.
- Comic Book Guy: Worst. Effects. Ever.
- Homer: what's with the cool black car?
- Comic Book Guy: If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct, which it is, the black car is an advanced probe for the mothership. Now, if we're through, I will spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the Internet.
- Professor Frink: I'm glad you're here, my morbidly obese ally. Based on my math-ulations, I figured out the aliens' weakness. It's nuclear waste. Yeah
- Homer: Uh, and how does that affect me?
- Professor Frink: well, it could save the lives of you and your family.
- Homer: And?
- Professor Frink: Look, I've loaded my vehicle with nuclear waste from the Power Plant. It's going to deliver this toxic payload to the alien ship, risking myself and my delicious brain to zombie snacking, which, if you've never undergone that, I can tell you it stings.
- Homer: What a hero. And I never knew his name.
- Professor Frink: Uh, it's Professor John Frink.
- Homer: Are you still here?
- Homer: I need to find some nuclear waste and fast.
- Lisa: Why don't you ask Mr. Burns? His buried nuclear waste has poisoned Springfield for years to come.
- Homer: Good old Mr. Burns. He'll save us. Thank goodness for nuclear waste.
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, odds bodkins, is it you, Merryweather? Come to haunt me again? I killed you once, I-
- Homer: Mr. Burns, it's me, Homer Simpson.
- Mr. Burns: So you're not the ghost of my former partner? Phew. Wow, that was, wow.
- Snake Jailbird: Wow. Imagine me getting carjacked. What a total switcheroo.
- Homer: Just go.
- Snake: What will you do if I don't?
- Homer: Flip you the bird.
- Snake: Okay, don't get freaky. Get in.
- Homer: Where'd you get that sweet ride?
- Grampa: I bought it with my social security. Thank you, Uncle Sucker.
- Homer: Give me a lift. I gotta save Springfield.
- Grampa: Now, you're not going to sacrifice me for the greater good, are you, son?
- Homer: We'll see, dad. We'll see.
- Homer: Hahaha. Imagine that, scared of some harmless nuclear waste. So very harmless.
- Lisa: Dad, I'm really proud of you for rescuing us all from that alien invasion.
- Homer: Did that really happen? I thought it was a bad dream after eating too many raw hot dogs.
- Marge: No, Homie. You're the town hero.
- Homer: Sweet. And the ninja babysitters? Was that real or a hot dog dream?
- Lisa: Hot dog dream.
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