Level 1 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes
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- Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the miniature pies in it.
- Homer: Ah, must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.
- Homer: Hey Apu, gimme a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies.
- Apu: What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this morning?
- Homer: Oh, I probably ate it. I don't remember stuff too good.
- Marge: Homie, Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it to her?
- Homer: Oh, do I have to?
- Marge: You can drop it off on the way to work.
- Homer: And I have to go to work?!
- Lisa: Thanks for bringing me my model of the digestive system... hey, where's the gall bladder?
- Homer: I got hungry, and it was a fig.
- Lisa: It was modelling clay!
- Homer: Ooooh...
- Lisa: By the way, Dad, Mom called. She says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Ned Flanders: I'm all in a ditter, Homer. So many of my possessions have disappeared, I called the police to find the culprit.
- Homer: Culprit, eh?
- Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhaler. What kind of sick individual would take this stuff?
- Homer: You remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
- Barney Gumble: Now what will I use for a toilet?
- Marge: Homie, you're late for work. And today's your workplace evaluation with Mr. Smithers.
- Homer: Ah! He'll find my scorpion farm! Then where will my scorpions live? Only one person can help me. Lenny.
- Homer: How can I sleep with that camera? Ooh, sexy girls could be watching me on the Internet. Stupid cameras, you should be smashed. I'll destroy you at your power source. Hahahahaha.
- Kent Brockman: ...with the famous bearded cartoon creator incarcerated in a Peruvian jail.
- Mayor Quimby: These miniature cameras are an outrage. Spying on our women's dressing rooms, bathrooms, and locker rooms is unforgivable. I think I speak for all Springfielders when I say "Where is the sexy footage?"
- Carl Carlson: Hey Homer. You look like you're having one of your trademark adventures.
- Homer: Danger. Mr. Burns. Mini cameras. Black vans.
- Carl: Well, good thing you're not drunk.
- Homer: C. Montgomery Burns, I know you're guilty. J'accuse. Sir.
- Mr. Burns: Fine, I admit it. I had Amelia Earhart's plane shot down. That hussy was getting too big for her jotpers.
- Homer: Hey, I know you. You're in my dumb guy support group. Mind if I borrow your truck for a while?
- Cletus Spuckler: No can do, Mr. Fancy Blue Pants. I've forgotten to finish off my daily chores, or else Brandine ain't makin' her muskrat pie tonight.
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