Double Date/Quotes
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- Krusty: Look your best for the premiere tonight, ladies... my career is riding on it! [on the phone] Pick you up at 8. Ciao, babes! [to Mr. Teeny] I don't care, Mister Teeny, wear whatever you want. Stupid chimp. Wear what you wore the night you swam in Sinatra's punchbowl.
- Krusty: Remember the 3 rules for tonight, Mister Teeny: 1) Don't upstage Krusty! 2) Don't bother Krusty's dates! 3) Don't eat Krusty's flowers!
- Krusty: To let you know what you mean to me, I... WHY YOU LITTLE--
- Blonde woman: He's to die for!
- Red-haired woman: Isn't Mister Teeny the cutest?
- Krusty: --dickens, you. Heh-heh-heh.
- Krusty: That does it!! No chimp makes a chump outta me!!
- Krusty: Nurse!! I think I'm gonna need a lot more pain killers!
