Boring Bedtime Stories
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Boring Bedtime Stories
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Book Information
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Boring Bedtime Stories is a book.
History
Bart tells Maggie the real story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, starring Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Kid Bear. While the Bears leave their porridge to cool, Goldilocks breaks into their house, samples the porridge, tries their chairs and beds, and falls asleep in Kid Bear's bed. When the Bears return, they discover the intruder. Instead of Goldilocks escaping, Kid Bear declares, "Hey, look, man—breakfast in bed!" and the Three Bears promptly eat her. Maggie bursts into tears, forcing Bart to reassure her it was only a story and not a "docudrama."
