The Great Wife Hope/Quotes
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Mothers playing bowling
- Milhouses mother: How did you ever come up with an idea like "crazy bowling"?
- Marge: I Googled "girls having fun," and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found "crazy bowling."
After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph
- Homer: But remember: don't try this at home.
- Do it at the schoolyard.
- Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
- but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.
Bart trying to stop Marge about Ultimate punching
- Bart: You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do.
- Homer: Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people.
- Studies have shown your mother is right.
After winning the event
- Marge: We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts.
- Homer: Oh, No holds Barred.
