¡Bart Speaks Spanish!/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Aye, carumba! Mom! We're out of pastry puffs!

Marge: You two are eating too much garbage! I've thrown out all the sugary junk food and bought nothing but veggies to snack on!

Bart: Veggies are living things, Mom! That's cruel. Besides, I'm not hungry right now.

Marge: Then go to the park and work up an appetite!

Dr. Hibbert: Bart, can you understand what I'm saying?

Bart: ¿Que dice, el doctor gordo?

Homer: Dr. Hibbert, why is Bart babbling gibberish?

Dr. Hibbert: This chart will explain how Bart's piñata accident has affected the language center in his brain. Ah hee hee hee. Piñata sticks have been known to travel at supersonic speeds when wielded by candy-craving birthday party participants. The impact of the stick shoved Bart's language center back into his brain's "Spanish" center, making him instantly fluent in "Español."

Marge: Oh, doctor, is it going to be permanent?

Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes, Mrs. Simpson. I suggest you start learning Spanish, as Bart is now... "Loco en la cabeza," which is Latin for "he will die."

Marge: What??!!

Dr. Hibbert: Wait, that's not what it means. I failed Latin in med school.

Marge: C'est le pancake?

Bart: ¿Que?

Marge: Sorry, Bart. My only other language is high school French.

Homer: Bart! I said, "Get me a beer!"

Bart: No comprendo, estúpido.

Homer: A beer-o. I want a beer-o! Then tell your mom I want nachos.

Bart: ¿Nachos? No gracias.

Homer: Do you understand strangle-o?!

Bart: [¡ACK!] ¡Auxilio!

Latino Ralph: Yo soy un taco.

Bumblebee Man: ¿Que paso? ¡No es bueno!

Bart: Qal qah hawq qoghij.

Comic Book Guy: Due to his spectacular head injury, young Bart is now speaking pure Klingon! I'm taking you to the Springfield Star Trek Convention so you can give Klingon lessons! I'll be rich! Lij.

Bart: Haq no och...